But like my favourite of
them all is this sparkly one as played by Halo's Steve.....mmm like isn't it special? *Daydreams*
Well cheers then. Keep on
tooting. Bye bye. Dan."
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ASK UNCLE BEN - A PROBLEM PAGE..
Send your requests for Ben's helpful
advice to "Ask Uncle Ben" at the usual....
Dear Uncle Ben,
I am a seventeen year old boy and i wonder if you can help me because I
think I am profoundly in love with my chicken. My chicken, Deborough, is just so lovely, with the
most beautiful brown plumage and I really need your advice. I am particularly worried
about our relationship as just recently she has been laying different shaped eggs. What should I do? Thanks".
Bryan, Bognor
Regis.
Uncle Ben replies:
"What do you expect me to do about it?
Do you think I care? Do you actually believe that I give a monkey's about your chicken? Don't you know that I always
answer questions by asking another question? "
"Dear Uncle Ben,
I would
just like some of your expert opinion on a topic: What is your advice for the youth of the nation?" Thanks. Fester,
Leicester.
Uncle Ben Replies
"Umm...the youth of the nation? Isn't
that obvious dumbass? Send me nude pictures..."
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