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OLLIE LIME COOPER

STUPID STUFF 2: FISHER'S RECORDER COLLECTION / ASK UNCLE BEN

COOPER TEMPLE CLAUSE HOME
INTERVIEW WITH KIERAN MAHON (and DIDZ HAMMOND)
QUESTIONTIME WITH DAN FISHER
ANOTHER KIERAN INTERVIEW
MR.TOM BELLAMY'S JEANS: AN APOLOGY
2006 TOUR, PREVIOUS DATES, LIVE PICS
JON and TOM's HAIRSTYLING SALON
STUPID STUFF: DIDZ'S KNITTING TIPZ
STUPID STUFF 2: FISHER'S RECORDER COLLECTION / ASK UNCLE BEN
FAN GALLERY
WHY?
FAVOURITISM
FISH/MONKEY SPOTTING
MISHEARD LYRICS
MESSAGEBOARD FORUM / LIVE CHATROOM
DISCOGRAPHY
TCTC SNAPS
WATERFRONT & FORUM GIGS
REVIEWS and PHOTOS
C<L>AUSE & EFFECT
FOXHOLSKI T'S & BADGES! / YOUR HANDMADE COOPER T'S / OFFICIAL T'S
KIERAN CAMPAIGN / GIVE JON A HALO
*TICK EVERY NOW AND THEN AMUSINGLY*
FOXHOLSKI LINKS
WE DARE YOU TO DEFINE A SINGLE THING WE PLAY
LINKAGES
MAILBOX

 
 
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FISHER'S RECORDER COLLECTION
 
 
"Hey there, my name is Dan and these are like my favourite recorders and stuff >>>>>>>>

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This one is particularly special to me as I used to like play with it when I was like starting big school...that's when I first became aware of how like *special* recorders are. The noises you can like get out of this thing...arrr its rocking.....like so intense man. 

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And this is like my dream recorder.........I love it because it's so like BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG...LIKE ROCKING..... You have like so got to blow this recorder like really loud..like up to volume 11..hurhur....and then it like makes this pure grunge maaan..only then can you like get the intensity of rockingness this recorder can like make....it's like so beautiful.... like rocking...
 

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But like my favourite of them all is this sparkly one as played by Halo's Steve.....mmm like isn't it special? *Daydreams*
 
 

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Well cheers then. Keep on tooting. Bye bye. Dan."

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ASK UNCLE BEN - A PROBLEM PAGE..

Send your requests for Ben's helpful advice to "Ask Uncle Ben" at the usual....

Dear Uncle Ben,
I am a seventeen year old boy and i wonder if you can help me because I think  I am profoundly in love with my chicken. My chicken, Deborough,  is just so lovely, with the most beautiful brown plumage and I really need your advice. I am particularly worried about our relationship as just recently she has been laying different shaped eggs. What should I do? Thanks".
Bryan, Bognor Regis.
 
 
Uncle Ben replies:
"What do you expect me to do about it? Do you think I care? Do you actually believe that I give a monkey's about your chicken? Don't you know that I always answer questions by asking another question? "
 
 
"Dear Uncle Ben,
I would just like some of your expert opinion on a topic: What is your advice for the youth of the nation?" Thanks. Fester, Leicester.
 
 
Uncle Ben Replies
"Umm...the youth of the nation? Isn't that obvious dumbass? Send me nude pictures..."
 
 
 

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see *Uncle Ben's* Other sideline>>>

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