MR.TOM BELLAMY'S JEANS: AN APOLOGY:
On the team behalf of the band foxholski, we would like to apologise most profusely and (primarily)
without reservation about the traumatic ruinage that occurred to Mr.Tom Bellamy's Jeans on June 4th 2002...
We regret that on this date: the application of our glitter to a pair of fairy wings by Mr Bellamy, resulted
in a 'leakage' through fairy wing mesh, thus spoiling said denim article....We are immensely, incredibly and most Stephen
Fryingly sorry that this unfortunate incident should have occurred. Further, should a replacement pair be required please
do get in touch...
It seems it was bad enough for Didz to recall the damage a few weeks after, although he appeared
to think I was responsible simply because I happened to have paint in my hand at Mardi Gras...What a cheek!
Look, I (Denice), had absolutely NOTHING to do with ruining Tom's Jeans. That WASN'T me, it was Joanna-the-Jeans-Ruining-Bass-Player! The
horrors of our band covering your band with our badges and glitter primarily occurred before I had even got there, So
please STOP blaming me! I thank you.
And now a special postscript message from Joanna - the *real culprit*
"Dear Tom's jeans, I am very sorry that my glitter paint got spilt all over you. To be fair, it wasn't
technically my fault, i mean, the wings were made of net, of course the paint's going to go through them...but anyway, that's
not the point.I'm sorry. I hope you're not ruined forever. Personally, i think jeans look better with a little sparkle...but
that's still not the point. The point is, I'm sorry. No, really. Lots of love, Joanna the Jeans Ruiner.
ps - Sorry to the cd player as well. I didn't mean to knock you off your perch."