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KIERAN CAMPAIGN / GIVE JON A HALO

COOPER TEMPLE CLAUSE HOME
INTERVIEW WITH KIERAN MAHON (and DIDZ HAMMOND)
QUESTIONTIME WITH DAN FISHER
ANOTHER KIERAN INTERVIEW
MR.TOM BELLAMY'S JEANS: AN APOLOGY
2006 TOUR, PREVIOUS DATES, LIVE PICS
JON and TOM's HAIRSTYLING SALON
STUPID STUFF: DIDZ'S KNITTING TIPZ
STUPID STUFF 2: FISHER'S RECORDER COLLECTION / ASK UNCLE BEN
FAN GALLERY
WHY?
FAVOURITISM
FISH/MONKEY SPOTTING
MISHEARD LYRICS
MESSAGEBOARD FORUM / LIVE CHATROOM
DISCOGRAPHY
TCTC SNAPS
WATERFRONT & FORUM GIGS
REVIEWS and PHOTOS
C<L>AUSE & EFFECT
FOXHOLSKI T'S & BADGES! / YOUR HANDMADE COOPER T'S / OFFICIAL T'S
KIERAN CAMPAIGN / GIVE JON A HALO
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FOXHOLSKI LINKS
WE DARE YOU TO DEFINE A SINGLE THING WE PLAY
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OLLIE LIME COOPER  
"Let's Save Kieran!"

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The "Oi! LEAVE KIERAN OUT OF IT" campaign...

The campaign for the protection of poor vulnerable Kieran 'keys'  Mahon - a man constantly on the receiving end of other band member's abuse, belittling, exploitation and comic relief. Although of course we realise that to some extent - keyboard players should expect this type of thing...we feel that Kieran is due for a break from this cycle of torrential suffering. To highlight the international crisis of this tragedy: the following are extracts from Realision Journal.... I warn that some people might find the following extracts distressingly sad.. 

"13/06/01:  When recording finished band took a trip to the pool. Here things began to take a nasty turn. Keiran became suspicious when rest of band began to take their phones out of their pockets. When he refused to do the same, Didz and Ben jumped on him.Keiran broke free twice but was pulled back down each time. Tiring from the physical strain of fighting 3 men, he gave in. After a few seconds he was thrown into icy cold water. "From my vast survival training I remembered to keep my head above the water. I quickly got myself out and spent the rest of the night plotting revenge. I was mad". Keiran"

"1/11/01 Liverpool Royal Court:  Kieran selflessly threw himself upon keys during the 'angry' period of Way Out West, only for the entire rig to fall to the floor, the musician taken with it. Fortunately little more than pride was damaged and the group still managed to play drinking games in the dressing room, mocking the stupid little man"  (source: www.realision.com)
(Tsk..they can't even be arsed to always get the spelling of his name correct in the journal...)

As if this is not quite enough...in addition Kieran has had to tolerate being defined by other band members as "last,and by all means least.." Similarly Benedict could barely be arsed to remember Kieran as a band member during an evening session introduction -  (seemingly) only grudgingly acknowledging his existence very much last and least by mumbling "Er..and Kieran..he twinkles on his little keyboard.....doesn't do much". Further still Ben has described Kieran as "not very good looking" - adding that he found it strange why girls bother with him after shows. And of course they name him 'the sex' (due to an 'apparent' lack there-of.) What a monkey bunch of evil little meanies...  Such examples only go some way to highlight the abominable level of insufferable abuse this man patiently endures....With such constant belittling it would be pretty surprising if the poor guy hasn't developed some kind of deep personal complex by now. Moreover he is bound to suffer a complete nervous breakdown by the time he reaches thirty-five if you don't just leave him alone....Stop picking on him yer lazy bar-stewards! (thank  you...)

 

 

>>>...Help to Save Kieran...>>>
Do YOU want to join the petition of names to help save Kieran FROM THE ABUSE?? Oh you do? Then simply send an email to me at MsKittyComa@hotmail.com and include your name and city/town/hole...plus if you want: maybe add a few words about why you think Kieran should be SAVED...
 
"Let us STOP THE CRUELTY and START RESPECTING and PROTECTING OUR KEY PLAYERS!"...
 
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Rah update! 7/7/02:  

Kieran yesterday insisted that he is NOT being violated, and again defends his friends. Hmmm...okay, but they are so lazy for always picking on you! Surely they have the capacity to be more original and now find another band member to predominantly abuse for their comic relief...So erm, I still vote..."Give Kieran a break" etc etc to fade ;)

 

 

 

Not as in broken fingers bolllluuuuxxxx..

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'Give Jon A Halo!'
More on this campaign from http://fisherharper.tripod.com...

We think Jon deserves a Halo.....so there...
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If you agree that Jon deserves a Halo send an email to mskittycoma@hotmail.com simply stating *erm yeah Jon deserves a Halo*...umm yes.

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